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Oppositional Reflex

"For every action there is an equal and opposite reaction."

Oppositional Reflex is a disorder that is found in people of all ages. It is a mental disorder that can be highly contageous, though it is most often self-inflicted.

There is no cure for Oppositional Reflex. Usually it just has to wear itself off, after the sufferer simply gets too bored opposing everyone. Unfortunately, this can take many years to happen.

The most common symptoms of Oppositional Reflex are:

1. Opposing everyone's thoughts and suggestions implicitly
2. Spreading gossip to and from friends (this can also cause the friends to get Oppositional Reflex)
3. An increasing negative attitude can also be found with the above.
4. Grumpiness
5. The odds of one having Oppositional Reflex are greatly increased if the person is female.

If you feel you have seen other symptoms of Oppositional Reflex, please use the E-mail Us link above, and Dr. Jonathan will update the page.

You cannot tell if you have Oppositional Reflex. If someone tells you that you have Oppositional Reflex, you will oppose them implicitly anyway, and therefore, you will never know if you truly have Oppositional Reflex.

Gladly, Dr. Jonathan is about to launch a massive medical study on Oppositional Reflex. Conclusions will be posted on this page.

After conducting initial tests, Dr. Jonathan and his study team have determined that oppositional reflex is most likely to occur in females between the ages of 12 and 19 and between the ages of 70 and 120. It is very likely that a person with oppositional reflex at an early age will have it throughout their life or have a recurring case of it later on in life. People with oppositional reflex should be dealt with carefully.

That's all for now. Sweet dreams! (Dr. Jonathan apologizes for any opposition.)